I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
someone owes me an orgasm
This is the prime rib incident all over again
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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