Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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