god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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