im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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