It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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