East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
The ass gains better be worth it
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