No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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