I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just invented taco cereal.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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