dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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