I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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