have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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