That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Quick, to the slutcave!
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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