Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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