I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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