with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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