i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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