we're blogging at a bar
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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