But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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