we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He did a backflip because drugs
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