Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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