Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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