i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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