hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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