My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
bring money and cleavage
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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