exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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