VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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