the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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