wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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