You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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