Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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