Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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