i just google imaged poop.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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