in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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