All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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