This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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