Betty ford says i'm here all night
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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