would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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