Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He? As in you personified your dick?
Randomize
