: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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