"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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