What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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