We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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