And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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