ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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