Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
