It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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