But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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