The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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