everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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