I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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