i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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