It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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