How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I am one with the molecules
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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