So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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