I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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