she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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